Adventures of Jean and Eff.

Heres my charming Jean and I at Bimbos. Jean and I went to last Mondays design lecture completely hung over after that lovely Sunday afternoon beers with Alex and Nicky at Bimbos, and in my still drunken but extremely tired state, I started this series of illustrations of us during these lectures.

And it begins!

This is the first of the series! Haha! Please laugh, because it is funny. She was sitting behind me and I was too tired to communicate with her verbally so I drew this with just me saying "I'm dying", then from the look of her face I knew she said "me too" so thats what I wrote. Then about five minutes later Kate (who was sitting next to her) decided to announce to everyone around us that she had lost her bag.

This is the second picture I drew of Jean and I. It's of me flying her to the moon to eat Krispy Kreme donuts (because thats where the special dough originates).

And here is Jean and I walking a space dog. The moon not only has special Krispy Kreme dough, but is also inhabited by these strange looking aliens that look very much like dogs. So we called them space dogs. She loves me very much in this picture too (it's true).

And here's one which I did this morning. We are very good friends in this one, but I didn't get my turn on the swing because I was too short. And our space dog shape shifted into a tree. We love him very much.


And that's it for now! Stay tuned every Monday for more charming adventures of Jean and Eff!

Fetishes sketiches.

Well, heres one of the many bizarre sex scenes I've been doodling in my sketch book cuz I managed to find some time to scan in a few of them today. This is my favorite of the lot tho, the one where Albie collaborated with me and added cute little decorations. The others that I uploaded are in my flickr site, so if you are curious or into this kinda thing, but with strap-ons and octopuses, then go checkity check it out! But if you like to wear big red coats and your name starts with A, then I think you should skip this post and read the next one :(!

Please come to Melbourne.

Typesetting and tabs.

Kenny (you know why I called, right?) Gee sent me this 14sec clip ages ago but it still tickles me every once in a while. I don't understand what the bunny is doing there at the end tho.

Its the weekend and I got to finish all the typesetting by wednesday and it's really draining. I've only figured out how to use tabs recently and it was killing me (ask Jean, actually don't otherwise she'd probably tear your head off). Indesign can be such a pain in the ass when you're slowly trying to figure shit out while working on a 25 page annual report. Sigh, my toes are still cold.

And how good looking is James?

Horse Rotorvators / Karaoke Champions

Concepts for a vinyl cover design. Thoughts?

Poopy.

The tramp is out there... but now, let's get back to the Deerhoof channel! *Poopy poopy, poppy poppy pop-py!

These burgers are crazy.

I think I am becoming a crazy hamburger working with type and layouts for our next design project. Designing an annual report isn't exactly my forte, but I'm trying to use illustrations to decorate it, hence these strange characters that look like they've crawled out from under a rock.

And a bird! I don't think I have ever drawn a bird before, those things are a lot hairier than I thought. Plus it kinda creeps me out since I heard that when they flap their wings all kinds of germs and bacteria flood the air around them. Eech.

Well, to keep myself sane I've been doodling a series of bizarre orgies which I shall upload once I have the chance to scan them since Paddy has requested for them. I used to draw stuff like that back in high school but I think they're a lot better now. Albie (who has started listening to Aphex Twin) is collaborating with me and drawing over my illustrations with a felt tip, combining his cute surreal cartoons with my drawings, and it works really well. I will scan those too (Ayano, stay! Stay!!!). Sigh, there's a presentation tmrw and that scares me because I don't like standing in front of people who are secretly destroying your work in their minds as you speak. Oh and random thought of the night, Deb (who listens to A LOT of afi) asked me to check out the new Blaqk Audio song called Semiotic Love which I think is fuckin killer! And so does Cedric!!! And if someone who produces music professionally like him listened to it several times, I think that justifies me listening to it several times too! Just say goodbye, I live and I'll die!

Another random strange, fashion stuff. Scroll through, check out the manga and wires, I like.

And here is a picture I found of one of my favoritest people in the world.

A not so peachy day.

Caught Helvetica on Sunday with Kate and was very impressed with a documentary about a font since I was actually expecting a boring movie that would only entertain the extremely nerdy or type obsessed peeps like James (who listens to a lot of The Shins and has cool glasses).

Don't seem to be progressing with my new project too, and I feel like I am stuck in another dimension, in a house where monkeys stick up wallpaper and nothing much else happens. Something feels missing.

My lecturer keeps referring me as the student who is obsessed with probes and scatology so here are some images for Spencer.

Busy bee indeed.

Well, I have been a busy bee indeed. I think I started to worry my bestfriend, Jiggly Puffy (who wants to go watch U2 all of a sudden). For those who don't know, I had friends coming over and I was busy showing them around Melbourne. I'll sort out the photos and multiply them soon. So it was mad shopping for them at Brunswick, Chapel, Bridge Road and the city. I bought myself a black and pink coat with a detachable hoodie at Camberwell too.

And now it's back to uni. The first project for design studio already looks painfully boring, but I'm hoping things will pick up. I can't wait for Kate and I to get started on our little adult childrens book we plan to collaborate on. It's currently called Princess Kate and her Perfect Puddle of Pee. Well, it's been a refreshing holiday with lots of pleasant surprises (and apparently more hidden in my apartment as well).

And someone please rush Dannyboy (who listens to a lot of "indie") for the teabag photos.

Meza Virs.

Additional promo material I've been working on for Meza Virs. Ced (who listens to a lot of Avril) went with the third image. Cute band, cute music. Okay, I only kid. Metal music, cute robots, vitamin C. Winter is still destroying my tiny toes, but I will be having company in my teeny apartment soon for a few days, so that should be fun. Giant blankets and five pillows, chilling with VALERIE WONG (who listens to a lot of Art of Fighting) and Miffy (who listens to a lot of AFI). I just put up a massive David Bowie on my wall, thanks to miffy which makes me happy all the time. There's a starman, waiting in the sky. He'd like to come and meet us, but he thinks he'd blow our minds. Oh, and Kate (who listens to a lot of Emiliano Torrini) is super duper and has pea toes.

Meet the Johnsons.

Some cute stuff on youtube.

Naked floaty peehead man.

Something strange, in the neighborhood.

This is very interesting, especially towards the end. I strongly suggest you all watch this.

I've been busy watching action movies and shit on youtube... and also recently discovered theres more to tvlinks than the OC and the Twilight Zone (actually, it was Alicia who shared the secret of clicking the movies and cartoons links yesterday). I'm silly.