Mjolk blazer.

$695. I want.

Hello Panda.

End of May Update.

Dear devoted tentacly readers,...
Sorry for disappearing, but working full time has prevented me from surfing half as much as I used to, and it is also crippling my frequent web updates... But I am well, busy and happy, and have just updated eff likes to scribble in his little blog too. Get out of the house and buy everything that you want, because you can.

Day Eight.

I love my job, but working all day tires me out and I can't party or fight crime at night anymore. I hardly have the time to update this blog too... Anyway, heres a previous post with more body paint superheroes, because body paint is fun when you get to dress up like superheroes and show off your massive penis.

Day One.

And my days of work begins officially today.

ETERNITTYYY!!!!!!!!!!

Watch the Meza Virs video, or Avril's video, or check out this bizarre, yet strangely arousing McDonalds video below:

Hm.

He is quite special. Someone please give him a hug, and maybe some money.

Six days til a new life of work begins...

but til then, heres some tentacly fun!

Why so similar?

See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

Random Thoughts at 11am.